Classic Drinking Humor | Funny Bling Shot Glasses
Small Glasses. Big Attitudes. Absolutely No Shits Given!
Six hilarious sayings. Six sparkling personalities. One seriously entertaining collection!
Welcome to the Classic Drinking Humor Collection from Winey Bitches Co, where good old-fashioned drinking jokes meet a whole lot of rhinestone bling!
Who says shot glasses have to be boring? Certainly not us!
These sparkling little troublemakers feature bold, laugh-out-loud sayings and two dazzling rows of rhinestones around each glass base. Perfect for anyone who believes happy hour deserves a little personality and a whole lot of attitude.
š„ Meet the Six-Pack of Attitude
Shot of Common Sense
Because sometimes a little common sense is all you need. Sometimes.
Liquor Makes Me Quicker
Quicker at what? We're not asking questions!
Research & Development (Taste Testing)
It's not drinking. It's important scientific research!
Drink Triple, See Double, Act Single
The math might be questionable, but the attitude is priceless.
Small Glass, Big Attitude
Proof that the biggest personalities come in the smallest packages.
No Shits Given
For those glorious moments when your give-a-damn has officially clocked out.
āØ Why You'll Love Them
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Rhinestone Bling: Two sparkling rows of rhinestones around the base of each shot glass.
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Six Fabulous Colors: Hot pink, purple, red, black, silver, and teal.
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Classic Drinking Humor: Funny, sassy sayings guaranteed to start conversations.
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Personality-Packed Drinkware: Because ordinary shot glasses just won't cut it.
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Fun Gift Ideas: Perfect for birthdays, bachelorette parties, girls' nights, housewarming gifts, holiday celebrations, and home bars.
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Winey Bitches Attitude: A little classy, a little sassy, and never boring!
Whether you're treating yourself, surprising your favorite drinking buddy, or adding some sparkle to your home bar, these blinged-out beauties are ready to bring the laughs.
š¾ A Little Bling. A Lot of Heart.
At Winey Bitches Co, we believe shopping should do more than make you smile. It should make a difference!
That's why a portion of every sale supports animal rescues, helping deserving animals get a second chance at a happy life.
So when you shop Winey Bitches, you're not just buying funny drinkware. You're helping support a cause worth raising a glass to!
Because saving animals is always a decision worth celebrating! š¶ā¤ļø
Looking for More Trouble?
Love a good drinking joke? Explore our Bad Decisions & Great Stories collection for even more hilarious drinkware.
Or give your happy hour a technological upgrade with our Alcohol Intelligence shot glasses!
Winey Bitches Co | Drinkware with Attitude. Shopping with a Purpose.
