The official glass of festive relaxation & selective hearing.
This sparkly little snowman is living his best life — hand-glittered, rhinestone-trimmed, and absolutely unavailable for holiday drama. He’s drinking wine, feeling fine, and minding his frosty business… and honestly? Same.
Why You’ll Love It
❄️ “Drinking Wine, Feeling Fine” Snowman — your emotional support snow buddy for the entire season.
✨ Hand-Glittered Sparkle — shinier than the tinsel your cat keeps eating.
💎 Rhinestone V-Trim — because subtlety is not on the holiday menu.
🍷 Stem or Stemless — choose between “fancy” and “I don’t trust myself near carpeting.”
🎨 Custom Glitter Colors — festive hues for every mood from sugar-plum cute to peppermint spicy.
🎁 Gift-Ready Box — the kind that makes people gasp before they’ve even poured anything.
Gives Back
Every Winey Bitches purchase feeds homeless/shelter pets — this glass alone covers 5–8 meals. Congratulations: your holiday buzz is now philanthropy.
Details
Capacity: 20 oz Stem / 20.5 oz Stemless
Finish: Premium glitter + rhinestones
Design: “Drinking Wine, Feeling Fine” Snowman
Crafted: Hand-made in Las Vegas by T (No two are exactly alike — just like your relatives’ opinions.)
Care Instructions
Hand wash only
Cool water + mild soap
No soaking, dishwashers, or microwave shenanigans
Pat dry nicely (She’s delicate, but so are we during the holidays.)
Perfect for Gifting
Wrap it up with a bottle and boom — you’ve created the ultimate “I saw this and immediately thought of your holiday survival strategy” gift.
